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avatar Gaie Houston
The Nuclear symbol is on the microwave plate the entire time

The Nuclear symbol is on the microwave plate the entire time

avatar John Paul

Stop wearing tight socks to bed. You choke your blood flow all night and wonder why your legs feel dead in the morning. Drink me the second you wake up. You wake up dehydrated, slow, confused, and then blame life instead of yourself. Unplug me when you're not using me. I'm still stealing electricity while you sleep, wasting money for nothing. Stop

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